9.5 fun facts about GC

- he sends me snaps of people's butts to cheer me up
- he looks cool when he drives though I don't know why
- he hasn't washed his not-so green shoes in ages and keeps forgetting to
- he has untameable hair despite the kilos of hair gel
- he still hasn't seen this blog thank God
- he likes music nobody else likes except certain psychos like me
- he loves to drink capri sun
- he wanted to call me schmusi but stopped when he heard his dad call one of the dogs that
- he has huge hands
- he has a pair of magnificent buttcheeks