Awkward x3

The awkward moment when...

1) Your friend introduces you to this guy from Poland and both of you have absolutely no idea what to say, let alone if in English or in Polish.
C is from Poland and yay E thought why not let the two of us have a chat. In the end there was an awkward silence and then N saved me with a question about our French oral presentation.

2) Your best friend tells you that you seem much more popular with guys than her and that's why she doesn't feel confident.
No, seriously: Am I really popular with guys? I don't think so at all. More like I'm not. L, sweetie, you might have noticed that I'm short of a boyfriend? If I was popular, where the fuck is the queue?!
...Anyhow. She got dumped by LC but she knew that coz it's his birthday on the day of the ball and PB... well PB wasn't going to go anyway. And then she's like "I bet he's have said yes if it was you" and I was like "why the hell do you think that?" and she says it's because I'm popular with guys. And then on top of it (mind you I was feeling pretty bad by then) she tells me she has no confidence of finding a boyfriend at this rate because she just isn't like me. What the hell?! Argh, I almost strangled her. It's precisely because she isn't confident that she doesn't have a bf yet. And okay she should learn to change from childish to earnest and fun to talk to in seconds when a boy is around.

3) You realize your brother has been masturbating under the shower.
Yes. The day has come. Usually you'd think it's the mother who finds stuff like that out, but no, it has to be me. Eww.

/P.